how many times can I reorganize my entire...
well, just today I’ve probably done that roughly 5 times. so. a lot. *and I am constantly checking for openings in things at more convenient times/places. so. a lot.
malaca11: I’d love to talk, but I’m afraid I bore/annoy you I know the feeling.
jesus christ this is boring. I own so much shit. way too much shit. actually, probably the exact right amount of shit. but still. ew. ew. ew.
this is a webcomic.
it has pretty photographs. it has morbid humor. it has interesting musings. it’s not for everyone. but I think it’s pretty nice. asofterworld.com (I’ve like it for a while, and today I thought maybe I ought to share it with you guys.)
one month = a high five and a “fuck yeah.”
when the tv show that you’re watching is SO bad that you actually believe it must be a parody. until you realize that it’s NOT. it’s actually a REAL show. that people actually WRITE and PRODUCE and PUT ON THE AIR. and they’re probably rather proud of themselves too. …how disappointing.
FUCKING WITH MY MOTHERFUCKING SOCIAL LIFE AND ALSO FUCKING WITH MY MOTHERFUCKING…. uh… okay I don’t actually have a phrase to describe what I want. I mean, not one general enough for tumblr use, anyway. BUT IT’S FUCKING WITH OTHER STUFF TOOOOOOO (four more days four more days four more days)
She couldn't wait to get going, and yet wasn't...
remind me exactly what I'm doing here?
you’re so fragile.
M83 is excellent night driving music. I need roughly 15 minutes to get home - yet I always try to pull off 10 Empty red lights are really frustrating Running a red light purposefully is really liberating Being lazy is being awesome. Being lazy together is even better.
this broken phone is goddamn teasing me.
this accessory is not compatible with the...
WATER? YEAH, I KNOW. STFU PHONE. I KNOW YOU’RE NOT COMPATIBLE WITH WATER, OKAY?
Off to bed
thephasesofme: Pip Pip. good night! (also, me too.)
The reason chivalry doesn't exist,
theaugustmarch: is because girls never give the little guys a chance. okay so I said as a reply “shut the fuck up with this bullshit bro.” BUT I CAN’T HELP REBLOGGING IT IT TRIGGERED A RANT I will try to keep it concise though. Yes. Girls treat guys like shit sometimes. Guys treat girls like shit sometimes. “Nice” guys feel extra screwed over for some...
da fuq? why is everyone I know tired? it’s still not even 1ammmmmmmmm
even landlocked lovers yearn for the sea like navy men
If what I just read is correct, I’m going to be SEVENTY EIGHT next time Halley’s Comet appears. D: D: D: Maybe that’s good though. Maybe I will appreciate that later. But right now it’s a let down.
I look back at my high school years and it’s a little bit disappointing. Don’t get me wrong, I had a perfectly decent time at my school. I learned a lot of things I needed to. I grew in a lot of ways. But I wish I was a little bit of a quicker study. You see, I pick up useless facts easy as pie, but the subtle lessons took a little while to sink in. For example, I look back at all...
the only way.
To survive, you must keep moving forward. … like a goddamn shark.